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Another One Bites The Dust

Gizmo the hamster becomes the latest pet to shuffle off this mortal coil, not that the kids seem that bothered, the heartless buggers. She used to hate the sound of the hoover going round did poor little Giz, so as a compromise we used to let her do the ironing instead. It's just me an Muffy the window cleaning guinea pig now, and I reckon that her hutch will be going to the tip too once the cold weather arrives. Then I'll have to do all the bloody housework myself. Bugger...

Downton Abbey

Watched it on catch-up last night. Can't make up me mind whether I like it or not. It's all very "yah Mummy, Sebastian's given one this simply divine pearl necklace, does Mummy think it suits one?" To which Mummy replies "Why of course it does dahling. If one plays one's cards correctly one will have his ring on one's finger by the end of the week. What, what, what." It's not quite like real life is it, especially bearing in mind that this thing is set in Yorkshire. I mean you won't catch me saying "pass the fox shit Jeeves one's simply dying for one's luncheon, and make sure it's fresh this time, the last lot you brought upstairs was covered in mould and left me with a severe dose of the Ertha Kitts for nigh on a fortnight."

Ed Balls

Complete tosser. Discuss. Pooh count: only the two, but both of the especially for you Mr Balls. And your Uncle Joe's minty things are rubbish too.