Me Dad was waiting in the queue at Asda the other day when the old lady in front of him was struggling to put her items through the till. So, Galahad that he is, he helped her with the bread, milk and sugar etc and asked her, "Is there anything else I can help you with?" She said "yes, could you get my purse out of my handbag please?" Me Dad said "Of course I will, is this it under you arm?" She said "No get off, that's one of my tits." That's what he reckons anyway, the fat get. Still not feeling too chipper, so pooh count is somewhere in the teens today. I gave up counting after twelve.