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Is It Just Me

That finds the combination of the headlines "Max Clifford Persuaded Teen To Take Her Top Off" immediately followed by "Chris Tarrant Has Mini-Stroke" slightly amusing? That's about as close to having a laugh as I'm going to get today anyway, stuck in this fucking dump on me own whilst they're all out. There's fuck all on the telly either, now that Crufts has finished. Still, I guess that ParaCrufts will be on in a couple of weeks. Me Dad said he went into McDonalds yesterday, and the bloke behind the counter said "would you like one of our special Easter McCookies sir? They're 50p each, or you can have three for a pound." Me Dad said "I'll have two please." He said it took about five seconds, but the spotty ginger twat's head did eventually explode. Woof.