Who, every time Oscar Pistorious gets a mention on the news, adds "happy and glorious" to the end of it in his head? What's got four arms, two legs and only one head? Oscar Pistorious and his girlfriend. Allegedly. I do the same thing when watching Match of the Day when Arsenal are on....Santi Cazorla, lives round the corner, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. What's up with me? Bored fucking shitless, that's what.