Have you heard of it? People are giving up drinking alcohol for the month just to prove that they can do it and to improve their health. Me Dad says it's a great idea as it means he can get served at the bar just that little bit quicker. He was out on business last week, and said he got caught short on the M62 and had to pop into the motorway services for a pooh. All the cubicles were full, so he waited outside for a bit. The first guy out was a lorry driver emerging from trap 3, who said "I wouldn't go in there just now if I was you, mate." Me Dad said "Why does it smell a bit?" The lorry driver said "No, but I've just murdered a prostitute in there." And he didn't even wash his hands afterwards, the dirty bastard.