The East of England Ambulance service have apologised for leaving a dead body outside their station  in Ely next to some dustbins overnight, according to a report on the BBC website! Which reminds me of me Dad's story of how he got so fed up with his first wife that he drowned her, chopped her up into little pieces in the bath and put her into bin bags and left her out for the binmen to take. He was understandably a little bit nervous on "bin day" when there was a knock on the door. "I'm sorry mate we can't take one of your bags," the binman said. "Erm, why not?" asked me Dad, all coy like. "The arse is hanging out of it," came the reply. Do you ever wonder if he makes these stories up? I do. A talking binman FFS!

The clocks go back next weekend, so that's an extra hour you've got. Woof

Ground out a grim 1-0 victory against the combined might of 10 man Estonia I see. Didn't see the game live, but watched the highlights. What's the point of being bored shitless for 90 minutes when ITV will condense that punishment down into around half an hour for you? I know Rooney scored the goal, even it it was only in off the post, but is it just me or has his first touch completely deserted him? And his second and third touches weren't much better sometimes. He's also a greedy little twat, especially since being handed the captain's armband. Wants to take every free kick in and around the box, shoots when he should pass etc. Out of form and looking past it, Woy has now gone and made him ubdroppable courtesy of being England captain. My match ratings: Hart, had nothing to do and did it well enough 6; Chambers, quite shite 4; Cahill - see Hart 6; Jagielka - also see Hart 6: Baines, not made enough use of 6; Delph, woefully out of his depth even against this shite