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A Beaver Deceiver

Hey - I know what you're thinking.

Am I banging on about Donald Trump again with a headline like Beaver Deceiver?
Or ... is it just a cheap way to get yet more schoolboy humour onto the Blog?

Actually I'm being environment friendly.

Flow devices -aka beaver deceivers - are man-made solutions to beaver-related flooding problems. Traditional solutions have involved the trapping and removal of all the beavers in an area. While this is sometimes necessary, it is typically a short-lived solution, as beaver populations have made a remarkable comeback in the United States.

I must admit I have been experiencing beaver-related problems myself, and if beaver's have made a remarkable comeback in many areas - then it's news to me ! Woof.

I think we're all agreed that more beavers are only to be encouraged.

A beaver deceiver isn't something dreamt up by Mr Trump's lawyers - oh no. It's something that allows them to go about their daily beavering activities without blocking up the drains or the soil pipe from your toilet.

If you want to know more about Beaver Bafflers or other Beaver mitigation strategies then click here.

Woof - or should that be Squeek?

I'm not entirely sure what sound a beaver makes!

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