In a bold attempt to move with the times I see the National Farmers Union has appointed it's first ever female President - Minette Batters. Good job her first name is MINETTE and not FANNY ! Woof. Minette has founded various farming initiatives - such as ‘Ladies in Beef’ - and the ‘Great British Beef Week’. They both sound like the sort of thing that would catch Boris Johnson's attention. Talking of Boris, I see his ex - Michael Gove - received a warm hand on his entrance to the NFU Conference this week. Amazingly he came up with a half sensible suggestion, which was something to do with making the "inspection regime" for farmers simpler, and less bureaucratic. That's tough for a doggy with a short attention span to wrap his head around, but as long as I can be off the lead, worrying a few sheep - then I'll be as sound as a pound. Apparently it'll be investigated by Dame Glenys Stacey - as part of an extensive and rigorous review. My Uncle says th

Well - fuck me ragged - Channel 5 has just had on - one of the crappiest, low-budget, most banal TV programs it's ever been my misfortune to see. Just when I think TV can't get any worse up pops this pile of shite. It features quote - "Celebrities" - waxing lyrical about their favourite biscuit. I'm sure they did the show for their deep rooted love of digestives and not for the cash - yep right. I was just dozing on the sofa and it was already on. Give it a go I thought; I mean, I love bikkies, so it should have been a winner. Well, there were no fucking dog biscuits on it at all - so that got my dander up for a kick-off. And who are these people on the show? I've never heard of 'em. I've never seen 'em on anything. I genuinely have no idea who they are. I bet not even their Mum's know they're a celebrity. My uncle tells me when he was a lad his favourite biscuit was called - Gypsy Creams. He loved eating them as a treat when visiti