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Kerry Katona my arse ...

According to OK magazine Kerry Katona's had an ass hole transplant! Have you seen the stop press though? The ass hole's rejected her! Woof. I'm not kidding - are there no depths a celebrity won't plumb to get some oxygen of publicity? Apparently not. She has stunned her Instagram followers by filming herself getting a Brazilian bum lift. #ass hole, #desperate, #hashtag - #sillybitch. The former Atomic Kitten singer has changed her look many times over the years - from being blonde to being purple. I don't want to pick faults here; but I'm pretty sure Prince covered that whole being purple thing to a tee. Oh yeah; he could fuckin' sing as well. Now the mum-of-five - by six different dad's - wants tighter and more perkier buttocks. Here's the before and after shot of her bum; let's see if you can spot the differences. Woof ! Yep - she's left the label showing on her panties n the last shot. Plus it looks like she's had

Jazz Hands ...

Fuck me; bloody students! Its been drawn to my attention that those berks at Manchester University have ditched clapping as a sign of appreciation. And what is it being replaced with - I hear you ask? A big thumbs UP or thumbs DOWN like in that film Gladiator perhaps? Fuck me no; that would be vaguely sensible. It's being replaced in favour of "jazz hands". Reps at the University have voted to replace noisy appreciation - i.e clapping - with the British Sign Language equivalent - a soundless wave of both hands. Union officer Sara Khan said traditional clapping can cause issues for students with autism, sensory issues or deafness. I suspect Mizz Khan might have a few issues; I've certainly got an ISSUE myself - what the fucks wrong with clapping? I know students are thick, but how many of the fuckers have never seen anyone clap before? What about blind students; how are they gonna see someone waving at them? I've got an idea for Manchester University. The