A while back I said that Political Correctness has gone mad. Half jokingly I suggested that a BLT sandwich would be reinvented as an LGBT sandwich. See this link from last year.
Well fuck me Marks & Spencer have only gone and made an LGBT sandwich.
Why is it LGBT? Well it's got two fruits in it for a kick off. Yes every sane person agrees that a tomato is a fruit, as is the Avocado (Guacamole). They're not vegetables are they?
Mind you the tomato has gone on record as saying that it identifies as being non-binary. Why stereotype me as fruit, I can be what I want to be. I'm what Miley Cyrus likes to call 'gender fluid'. Talking of fluid did you see her cavorting performance at Glastonbury; it made my fur go all funny. Anyway she's a lesbo, so she'd be up for a LGBT sandwich of sorts - if you get my drift. Winks.
If the tomato and guacamole decide they want to be vegetables after all; add in the bacon and we've got meat and two veg. Perfect for a sandwich that wants to establish its' trans gender credentials. What about the guacamole? Well it's Mexican or Spanish so that's the racial element of the sarnie sorted.
Woof!
Well fuck me Marks & Spencer have only gone and made an LGBT sandwich.
Why is it LGBT? Well it's got two fruits in it for a kick off. Yes every sane person agrees that a tomato is a fruit, as is the Avocado (Guacamole). They're not vegetables are they?
Mind you the tomato has gone on record as saying that it identifies as being non-binary. Why stereotype me as fruit, I can be what I want to be. I'm what Miley Cyrus likes to call 'gender fluid'. Talking of fluid did you see her cavorting performance at Glastonbury; it made my fur go all funny. Anyway she's a lesbo, so she'd be up for a LGBT sandwich of sorts - if you get my drift. Winks.
If the tomato and guacamole decide they want to be vegetables after all; add in the bacon and we've got meat and two veg. Perfect for a sandwich that wants to establish its' trans gender credentials. What about the guacamole? Well it's Mexican or Spanish so that's the racial element of the sarnie sorted.
Woof!