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All I want for Xmas is you?

All I want for Xmas is you? Nope I lied about that, I want pigs ears, preferably a whole truckload of them.

It's not much to ask is it? I bet that if I was an orphan pooch from Bulgaria then the fuckin' RSPCA or the  Dogs Trust would be falling over themselves to get me some.


But no, cos I'm not hard up, not got a gammy paw or some weeping sores around my asshole; I get soundly ignored by the - so called - caring British public.

Well fuck off the lot of ya, that's my Xmas message to the Nation.

PS: my former good buddies at Thomas Bell of Brigg; that message applies to you too!

I haven't had a Red Cross style parcel drop of ears for ages! Bastards.

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