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Wax my scrotum

Hey Ho. Another day another dollar.

I can't keep track of all this LGBT bollocks, which neatly brings me to the case of the transgender woman who actually has a pair!

Here she is, Jessica Yaniv, aged 32


Right, I know what you're thinking. The same as me yes - that's not a woman - it's a "fucking bloke" in a dress. That's what everyone thinks, but NO, not her, she, him, it or they.

"Jessica" has accused loads of waxing salons of discrimination - just because they wouldn’t trim her pubic hair and leave her with a neat line. She identifies as a woman but still has a penis and testicles. These are body parts that the businesses said they did not offer services for.

Fair enough, they are designated as beauty parlours, the clues in the name love.

The businesses don't advertise themselves as "butt ugly parlours", or "blokes in a fucking dress parlours" do they? No, they don't.

They say - and I quote -that they are beauty parlours. So Jessica love - so take heed.

Woof !

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