I'm Dilyn the Dog. I'm a dog called Dilyn. "Dilyn the Dog" shouldn't to be confused with "Dill the Dog" from The Herbs, although he looks just as fuckin' gormless. Apparently he's just moved in to Number 10 Downing Street, something Jeremy Corbyn is HIGHLY unlikely to achieve. So fair play to the lad - although I still don't like the look of him. What is it don't I like? Well he's wearing a pink collar for starters. What sort of boy dog wears pink? A woofter dog - that's what. He's Welsh to boot; so he's probably the "Only Gay in the Village". Looks like he's spoiling for an erection, sorry I meant election. Woof !