Me Dad is stranded in fucking Peterborough after his train to Leeds has been cancelled. East Coast Bastard Trains would like to apoligise for any inconvenience caused, so that's alright. As it happens leaving you stranded in bastard Peterfuckingbastardborough when you want to be in Leeds does indeed cause quite a fucking bit of bastard inconvenience actually, you twats. Not for you of course, just for the fucking rest of us poor buggers. I vomit in your general direction East Coast Bastard Trains. You don't even qualify for a polished pooh on a plinth so a terrier shit on a stick is yours. I'll leave it in platform 4 at Peterbastardborough station for you. Arseholes.