Fuck me, these aren't words I ever thought I'd write. BUT, Jeremy Corbyn; he's a bona fide, certified Fanny Magnet. He may have cocked up the election, decimated Labour's core vote, and lost a record number of seats, but all I can say is; WOAH ! For someone who looks like an irritable woodwork teacher; he's a fuckin' fanny magnet. He looks like this - a bearded wonder. But he's pulled birds like this! Hot latina, Claudia Bracchitta. How did he manage that? Fuck me; she was actually fucking married, to the actual Jeremy fucking Corbyn. Oh Jeremy, tell me again about collective bargaining and the rights of workers to extended pension rights, you silver tongued fox you. Ooooh, just one more time Darling; please explain again how Momentum or the hard left is planning the deselection of non-Socialist MPs? How did he do it? How does Boris do it? Beats me. I have to say right off; you are batting well above your average there mate; so fair pla...

Hey Ho. Another day another dollar. I can't keep track of all this LGBT bollocks, which neatly brings me to the case of the transgender woman who actually has a pair! Here she is, Jessica Yaniv, aged 32 Right, I know what you're thinking. The same as me yes - that's not a woman - it's a "fucking bloke" in a dress. That's what everyone thinks, but NO, not her, she, him, it or they. "Jessica" has accused loads of waxing salons of discrimination - just because they wouldn’t trim her pubic hair and leave her with a neat line. She identifies as a woman but still has a penis and testicles. These are body parts that the businesses said they did not offer services for. Fair enough, they are designated as beauty parlours, the clues in the name love. The businesses don't advertise themselves as "butt ugly parlours", or "blokes in a fucking dress parlours" do they? No, they don't. They say - and I quote -that the...