And another thing, if I was a kid due in school this morning I wouldn't bother me arse going in. When the teacher says tomorrow "where were you then yesterday?" I'd simply look at her incredulous and say "well you fuckin started it Miss." Me Dad says that he always used to tell his kids that if ever they were late for school he'd beat the shit out of them, take all their dinner money off them and die their hair ginger. Harsh but fair, that's what he is. This was back in his teaching days of course. Did anyone see Bake Off last night? I only watch it to see if Mary Berry is still alive. I can't stand the lecherous look on that Hollywood bloke's face as he says, salivating "you're little macaroon's are lovely, Ruby" and stuff like that. The big queer bloke got voted off. No surprises there then, his suet pudding looked like a four tonne pooh. That took the smirk off Hollywood's face. He did try and disguise it with a bit o...

Lazy twats. They never go on strike in the summer do they? YOU take your kids off school early for a couple of days to go on holiday and it's like the bloody Spanish Inquisition though isn't it?  One law for you and a completely different one for them eh? No wonder the kids all hate them. Apart from the ones that have run off to France with them that is. And if they aren't on strike they're on a teacher bastard training day. You'd have thought that they'd already be trained before they got the fucking job really wouldn't you? Fuck me, this is a school we are talking about not bastard McDonalds. Somebody should tell them that it's their own time they're wasting, not ours. Knob ends.

Is claiming that Channel 4 sacked him due to "ageism" I see, which is a bit rich for someone so overtly dripping in ism's themselves. The sight of him sat up in bed, wearing nothing but his Newcastle shirt, that stupid fucking deerstalker hat which appears to be nailed to his fucking thick skull, and in an enormous pair of piss-riddled Y fronts whilst filming Celebrity Wife Swap still gives me nightmares. Surely that alone gives Channel 4 enough grounds for dumping the useless be-whiskered pile of lard I'd suggest. That doesn't just bring racing into disrepute as piss and shit all over it. Stick your Sporting Life up your arse. They sacked you 'cos you're fucking shit. A big fucking embarrassing joke. Wake up and smell the fucking coffee. In fact go downstairs and make your own fucking coffee you lazy, bone idle, fat sexist twat. Woof.