Did you hear about that Silicon Valley big shot, and hubby of TwoFacedbook exec Sheryl Sandberg, aged 47 who died over the weekend? I always thought that Silicon Valley was the chasm between Katie Price's tits, but apparently it's not. Anyway, they are saying this morning that he died in a freak accident at the gym. I just hope that she doesn't forget to cancel his monthly membership fee. And I see that they've named the baby Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. I was hoping for Elizabeth Paris Mercedes - an nice mix of the old and the modern and also the answer to the potential future question in Cluedo, "what happened to granny?" Woof!

Has been placed on a life support system. Or the Civil List as it's otherwise know. Woof! I have to say I loved Boris Johnson's "Ajockalypse Now" quip over the weekend. He's me hero! Unlike Nicola Surgeon, what a sour faced boot she is. I still think "she's" a trannie. Still, I always did wonder what happened to the Queen Mother's teeth, didn't you? And now we know, Nicola Sturgeon appears to be wearing them, she must have bought them on eBay or something. She's married, according to Wikipedia, to some poor bastard called Peter Murrell, Poor old Pee Wee Murrell, imaging waking up next to that monstrosity ever morning, without it's protective 3 inch thick layer of foundation. I'm sorry, I'll have to go, I'm suddenly feeling a bit queasy....