What do you get if you cross his resignation with a Beatles song? While my Qatar gently weeps! He's going to use his time to work on his tennis game. His forehand needs some work, although his back-handers are already said to be fucking awesome. Woof.

Has died suddenly at home, aged just 55. His family say he was a fine man, an excellent politician and a loving father. Not much of an electrician though was he?!?! Woof.