Woof ! I've got a new joke for you c/o 'Bonking' Boris Johnson - the gift that keeps on giving. Question: What's the difference between Boris Johnson and Jennifer Acuri? Answer: One's a blond bimbo who'll shag or sleep with anyone on their way to power. And - the other one's Jennifer Acuri. Boris has been in the tabloids yet again claiming he's done nothing wrong - other than award money and contracts to blonde model / entrepreneur through his connections as London Mayor. "I've been a model of restraint" he's been saying today in the papers. The words "model" and "restraint" conjure an interesting image. Woof !