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My career as a mime artiste has been cut short

My career as a mime artiste has been cut short. Was it something I said ? WOOF

Amusingly shaped vegetables

Billie Jean is NOT my Lover ... Billie Jean King: Hey Martina; let's buy two cucumbers. Martina Navrati-lova: Why? Billie Jean King: - Well ..we can always eat one of them - WOOF.

Billie Jean King

Head of Diversity and Colleague Engagement, Tommy 'Knocks' Knocker has pointed out that after an internal review my post about Baa Baa Black Sheep fails several quality criteria. One. It is casually racist and derogatory to Herdwick sheep. Two. It fails to acknowledge the validity of people who live alternative lifestyles; even when that lifestyle clearly includes deviant sexual practices with sado masochistic overtones. Three. He points out that there is NO evidence whatsoever that blokes who dress up in women's clothing are incapable of identifying and acting upon market trends in the agricultural sector. Four. He reminded me that bisexuality - or being AC/DC as I see it - is not a crime. Five. The overall tone of the article was criticized for having lazy, outdated and stereotypical views on equality. I've read the offending item again and he's fuckin' right. The article missed out Lesbians completely - they never got a mention at all thus infring