No it wasn't. Milner is shit, as per my previous review, and shouldn't have even been on the plane out there let alone in the bleedin starting 11. Instead of saying "what a great substitution by Roy" they should have been saying "what the fuck is Milner doing on the pitch, he's shit." And another thing: "great tackle back there by Glen Johnson" really should have been "what the fuck was Johnson doing there, he was miles out of position the useless tosser, it's a good job that he can run a bit faster than that old bloke the Swedes had on the ball, for all his rednose shitness, or we'd have been right royally fucked up a fucking bastard gum tree, Gary." Ratings - Hart: shit with gloves on; Johnson: a heavily tattooed shit; Terry: OK, but still a racist shit; Lescott: reverted to type, shit; Cole: fast, but shit; Milner, you have to hand it to him, his shitness managed to plunge to new depths that you can normally only go to in a...

I though that this would be an opportune time to rate this evening's England players after a less than inspiring 1-1 stalemate with the Frogs: Hart 6/10, a bit shit; A Cole 6/10, also quite shit; G Johnson 4/10 really quite appallingly impressively shit; J Terry 5/10 racist shit; J Lescott 8/10 quite good actually; S Gerrard 5/10 Kopite rednose bull in a China shop shit; S Parker 5/10 out of his depth shit; J Milner 2/10 abject fuckin shite shit, so far out of his depth he was drowning in shit; OxyWotsit 6/10 only a bit shit; D Wellbeck 6/10 OK with a bit of shit mixed in with it; A Young 6/10 shit off a shovel. A pooh on a plinth is on it's way to Kiev with Mr Milner's name on it.