Has it ever occurred to you that there's a lot of similarity between Manchester Citeh fans and their owners? They both think nothing of throwing money at players. Woof. Watching Match of the Day last night with me Dad there was a striking difference between Mario Balotelli's demeanour on being substituted for Citeh and Nikica Jelavic coming off to high fives all round for Everton. Balotelli is "an enigma" says Citeh coach David Platt, at least that's what I think he called him. A fuckin cocky, egotistical, lazy heap of shit is what I'd call him, but what do I know, I'm only a Border Terrier.