Sheriff Donald J Trump walks into a bar in Laredo, Southern Texas - close to the Mexican border. He spits on the bar, places his gun and holster down - and says - "gimme a shot of red eye". The bartender does as he's told; and then glances down at the gun. It has 7 notches carved into it. "Hey senor- what's with the 7 notches on your gun"? Trump says - "well I shot five Mexican's last week. "So ... that's a notch for each one of 'em". Bartender pausing: "well ... what are the other notches for?" Trump: "well, see... they're bonus notches!". "Adios amigo". Woof!