Prorogue is a portmanteau word*** It means Pro (fessional) rogue . *** Look it up like I did. Bollie: "Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into, proroguing Parliament". Moggy: "Well you started it". Bollie: "I did not" Moggy: "You certainly did. You said we can shut it down and nobody will be any the wiser" Woof !

Big Log. No, it's not a vague reference to that hit by Robert Plant. It's the best my doggy brain can do when faced with the the bizarre story of the theft of a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace. I mean I just get to go on the grass at Jacob Smith's but the two-leggeds have got a fuckin' proper gold toilet worth £4.8m. That's $6m for my American cousins. No I am NOT making this up - see the story link from the BBC here . The work is entitled America and its an actual toilet that you can use - AND it's gold. I just don't get art at all; a fart yes but not art. The artwork - famously offered to US President Donald Trump in 2017 - was a "comment on the American dream" according to its creator. The Chief Exec at Blenheim Palace - Dominic Hare -  said the building had a "a sophisticated security system", but said staff were "now challenged to look hard at ourselves and improve again".. No shit Sherlock. My uncle sa...