Watched it with the two-leggeds last night, couldn't decide who I wanted to win: An old bender, a young bender or a Jock isn't much of a choice is it really? Still, at least the fat, ugly, ginger with a lisp got knocked out in the earlier rounds. That Paul Hollywood bloke, there's something not quite right with him either is there? He's supposed to be every middle-aged woman's heart throb although he looks like a dodgy second hand car salesman to me. And he's no stranger to the dark arts of bum banditry either, I reckon. "Look, your bottom's gone all soggy and there's far too much chocolate on those fingers." I rest my case. Mary Berry, she's alright I suppose, a bit like Daphne off Eggheads, she probably reeks of piss and humbugs but she's harmless. I do like that Mel woman though, even if she does look like a raging lezzer. Bring on the next series I say. Woof.
