Piss off. They're round here every fuckin ten bastard minutes it seems, disturbing my beauty sleep. We don't want to switch to a new provider. We aren't interested in how much fuckin money you can save us with your fuckin Jock electricity so pack your bags and piss off back to fuckin Scotland with it. What's that? Oh you're only dong a survey. Well fuck off with that too, we're too bastard busy to bother with you and your surveys so you can stick that up your Jock arse as well. Do I make myself clear? NEVER, EVER, come back here again. Write that on your little iPad type thingy and get to fuck. Maybe I could interest you in some Spanish unemployment? Pooh count: 2, one of which bore an uncanny resemblance to Garth Crooks for some reason, another annoying little shit like the bloke from Scottish Power.