The poor old D of E has popped his royal clogs at the age of 99. Well batted sir, what a shame he was stumped one run short. No doubt the press will be full of gushing sycophants extolling the "life time of service routine". Whilst others will retread some of his gaffes. Yes may have called the Chinese slitty eyed, or suggested that aborigines still throw spears at each other, but hey who hasn't made a mistake like that? As far as I know though he hasn't attended a party wearing a swastika on his outfit. Still I know his ideal replacement, someone who can step into those call a spade a spade shoes. Stay woof.