Forget about horse in meatballs, look what they've found in cake in Ikea now: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ikea-pulls-almond-cakes-over-faecal-bacteria-155011322.html (you'll have to copy & paste that bit into your browser) Warning - May Contain Winnets! Well, a little thing like that wouldn't put me off, I can assure you. Rather than have them destroyed they should parcel them up and send the fuckers to me. I love a nice bit of cake after me tea, I do. Woof.

I hear, the poor old dear. And every time Prince Charles rings up to see how she's doing they just put the phone down on him! I think I'm going to send her one of my special limited edition white pooh's on a plinth to cheer her Ma'amness up. She'll soon be back on solids, bless.