Has been suspended I see. He must have done something that even the BBC found to be totally inexcusable, So obviously therefore we can rule out child abuse. Woof.

That's where the bastards took me this week. Came out all shorn and smelling like a tarts window-box I did. Not to worry, I'll be rolling in shit the very first opportunity I get, you can rest assured about that. The woman in their commented to me Mum and Dad that I was getting a bit portly and that she had difficulty in lifting me up - the cheeky mare! She obviously hasn't glanced in the mirror herself lately. No stranger to the cake shop that one if you ask me. I think that we might have to take our business elsewhere next time. I mean, supposed you went for a haircut, and after the "have you got anything booked for your holidays this year" conversation things drifted down the "Christ, you've let yourself go a bit since you were last in, haven't you love" route? You're in there for a fucking haircut, not a life coach. And IF she's so fucking clever what's she doing running a fucking beauty parlour for dogs anyway? Maybe all the rock...