Nicola Sturgeon is apparently the new favourite to take over from Alex Salmond as First Minister of Scotland. The next Scottish yes/no vote is scheduled to be "am I a trannie or not?" Google "her" if you haven't already seen a picture. I use the word "picture" in it's loosest sense.

Has apparently had a baby and called it "Bunny" - which I find a bit odd as I thought that bunnies came out of a magician's hat, not a clown's pocket. Clown's pocket - noun - 1. where a clown keeps his water bucket and things. 2. an excessively capacious lady's fandoolie. Woof.