Donald Trump was involved in yet another controversy today when it was revealed that he's lost the remote control for the telly. I WANNA MAKE IT CLEAR. I DIDN'T LOSE THE REMOTE FOR THE TELLY - MELANIA STOLE IT FROM ME. I phoned the TV shop and spoke in person to the governor. I said - "I just need you to find me a remote for the telly".  "I want you to have another look for it, I'm pretty certain that I had it last and now Melania's stolen it from me". "Check down the side of the sofa, or in her handbag. It could be anywhere. I had it, it was in my grasp, I was watching TV; seeing me being great. It was beautiful. We were ready." Next thing I knew, the remote was gone, and I woke up with the Shopping Channel on. Woof! #stopthesteal