Well-endowed butcher Ted Minskip had a narrow escape recently when the door blew shut on his walk-in refrigerator room. Ted was left alone without any way of getting out in temperatures as low as -20 degrees centigrade - It looked like he was a goner. He needed something to batter open the door lock. Then he spotted the black pudding - " It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it" Ted explained. "It was either the black pudding or use my cock, and let's face it; as a 70 year old with a wrinkly knob and blood circulation issues that wasn't going to work was it?". Ted is pictured here with his life-saving love sausage, which is amusingly shaped, coloured but not ribbed. Woof.
