Well-endowed butcher Ted Minskip had a narrow escape recently when the door blew shut on his walk-in refrigerator room.
Ted was left alone without any way of getting out in temperatures as low as -20 degrees centigrade - It looked like he was a goner. He needed something to batter open the door lock. Then he spotted the black pudding - "It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it" Ted explained.
"It was either the black pudding or use my cock, and let's face it; as a 70 year old with a wrinkly knob and blood circulation issues that wasn't going to work was it?".
Ted is pictured here with his life-saving love sausage, which is amusingly shaped, coloured but not ribbed.
Ted was left alone without any way of getting out in temperatures as low as -20 degrees centigrade - It looked like he was a goner. He needed something to batter open the door lock. Then he spotted the black pudding - "It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it" Ted explained.
"It was either the black pudding or use my cock, and let's face it; as a 70 year old with a wrinkly knob and blood circulation issues that wasn't going to work was it?".
Ted is pictured here with his life-saving love sausage, which is amusingly shaped, coloured but not ribbed.
Woof.