What do you get if you put the head of a cat on the body of a dog? A visit from the RSPCA! Anyway, pleased to report that the Ginger Ninja over the road has finally moved out. Even better - the new people don't have kids! So that got me Mum and Dad talking the other night and she said to him "If we were going to move house I'd like it to be to a big old Edwardian jobbie." Me Dad says wistfully, "Yeah, I used to live in a lovely house with period features once..or the ex missus as I now call her." Woof!!!