Ahh, at last -some good news. North Korea is starting to press gang household pets; to become dog food for their restaurants. Apparently things are so piss poor over there with food shortages; that they're now rounding up local pooches for the country's takeaways. Still; I'm delighted to report that bum-sniffer Tommy is available for immediate delivery. He may be a third rate pooch - but he makes a first rate second course - woof!