And they're off. Yep another leadership challenge underway, between Starmer, Streeting, Burnside and ... me Britain's Top Doggy. I'll bring unity where there is division, harmony where there is discord. Plus I've paid off that expensive kennel loan I made. What a pile of shite we've had as PM, Starmer, Sunak, Johnson, May, Cameron, Hague? Here are the runners and riders. fivemilliontrousered 4/1 tree hugger 25/1 sameoldsameold 6/4 fav cu jimmy 12/1 yaki dah cymru 33/1

TRUMP, open the Straits of Hormuz NOW !! IRAN it's open to friendly ships TRUMP I said open the FUCKING Straits NOW IRAN it's shut TRUMP, OK I'm closing the Straits IRAN err it's already closed TRUMP I've blockaded it  IRAN we just opened it TRUMP you opened it? IRAN Yes you said you'd nuke us TRUMP that was last week IRAN so do we open and/or close it? TRUMP close it IRAN Ok TRUMP so then I can claim I opened it IRAN We've lost track now TRUMP ceasefire,? IRAN don't mind if we do This was just last week's shenanigans 

Well I can't think of anything good to say about the current state of the world, Trump, Iran, Ukraine, Russia, Starmer, Farage. I've sought solace by checking out the headlines from The Sun. Poor old Britney Spears is there. OMG she looks awful. Imagine your poor old gran with peroxide hair, looking like she hasn't slept for a week, in a peephole bra. As Jeff Lynne would say ... I can't get it out of my head oh no

The questions are here for the 2022-23 survey. Are you? a boy doggy? a girl doggy? a prefer not to say kind of doggy? How would describe your colour? a white doggy? a black doggy? a black & white doggy, I'm a Dalmatian! a brown doggy? a prefer not to say kind of doggy? If you smell another doggy's bottom, would you? walk away calmly after giving it a brief or perfunctory sniff? give it one up the chutney? prefer not to say? What colour is your lead? blue? pink? prefer not to say? What is your preferred pronoun? him/he? her/she? what the f**k is a pronoun? prefer not to say? What is LGBT ? a kind of sandwich? a load of bollocks? the tail is wagging the dog? prefer not to say? Stay woof in 2023 you know it makes sense

I see old Mr Glow Sun Tan * has been at his modest best again. (* Isn't he the Chinese ambassador?) I've stopped 7 wars, including India vs Pakistan. Err ... Mr President there wasn't a war between India and Pakistan. There you go ! I stopped it before it even started. Then there was Ukraine v Russia ... Stopped that one in its tracks,  Yemen vs the Houtis, Israel v Palestine naturally.  England v Wales,  USA vs Canada and Mexico.  Easter Island vs Tristan Da Cunha.  War of the Roses, Lancashire v Yorkshire, you never hear about that anymore. I stopped em all, and did I get a phone call or text saying Gee Thanks? No I did not.

Benny the inspiration for Noggers Dog's Blog passed away this week at 15 y.o or 105 in human terms. God Bless him. stay forever woof