Well I can't think of anything good to say about the current state of the world, Trump, Iran, Ukraine, Russia, Starmer, Farage. I've sought solace by checking out the headlines from The Sun. Poor old Britney Spears is there. OMG she looks awful. Imagine your poor old gran with peroxide hair, looking like she hasn't slept for a week, in a peephole bra. As Jeff Lynne would say ... I can't get it out of my head oh no

The questions are here for the 2022-23 survey. Are you? a boy doggy a girl doggy a prefer not to say kind of doggy How would describe your colour? a white doggy a black doggy a brown doggy a black & white doggy, I'm a Dalmatian  a prefer not to say kind of doggy If you smell another doggy's bottom, would you? walk away calmly after giving a brief or perfunctory sniff give it one up the chutney prefer not to say What colour is your lead? blue pink prefer not to say What is your preferred pronoun? him/he her/she what the f**k is a pronoun? prefer not to say What is LGBT ? a kind of sandwich a load of bollocks the tail is wagging the dog prefer not to say Stay woof in 2023 you know it makes sense

I see old Mr Glow Sun Tan * has been at his modest best again. (* Isn't he the Chinese ambassador?) I've stopped 7 wars, including India vs Pakistan. Err ... Mr President there wasn't a war between India and Pakistan. There you go ! I stopped it before it even started. Then there was Ukraine v Russia ... Stopped that one in its tracks,  Yemen vs the Houtis, Israel v Palestine naturally.  England v Wales,  USA vs Canada and Mexico.  Easter Island vs Tristan Da Cunha.  War of the Roses, Lancashire v Yorkshire, you never hear about that anymore. I stopped em all, and did I get a phone call or text saying Gee Thanks? No I did not.

Benny the inspiration for Noggers Dog's Blog passed away this week at 15 y.o or 105 in human terms. God Bless him. stay forever woof

I wouldn't normally have anything to do with cats, but this is inspired. Bit like that doggy that looked like Hitler. Stay woof

More ideas for those clever telly people. Travel Man, 24 hours in Grimsby Celebrity Wallpapering My Gran, Your Grandad etc Inside the Convent Glasgow: a Binge Drinkers Paradise How to get rid of moths People who pi** in swimming pools, exposed Michael Portillo, Great Bus Rides round rural Britain Susan Calman's Celebrity Curling Cooking with Spam, top recipes Britain's top 10 dog biscuits Stay woof