The questions are here for the 2022-23 survey.
Are you?
- a boy doggy
- a girl doggy
- a prefer not to say kind of doggy
How would describe your colour?
- a white doggy
- a black doggy
- a brown doggy
- a black & white doggy, I'm a Dalmatian
- a prefer not to say kind of doggy
If you smell another doggy's bottom, would you?
- walk away calmly after giving a brief or perfunctory sniff
- give it one up the chutney
- prefer not to say
What colour is your lead?
- blue
- pink
- prefer not to say
What is your preferred pronoun?
- him/he
- her/she
- what the f**k is a pronoun?
- prefer not to say
What is LGBT ?
- a kind of sandwich
- a load of bollocks
- the tail is wagging the dog
- prefer not to say
Stay woof in 2023 you know it makes sense