Schwamm Bob eckige Hose - that's roughly translated as "SpongeBob Squarepants" for our German readers - or to be accurate reader. There's a bloke in Dusseldorf allegedly who tunes in, although I've never met him, or even heard from. In fact to be fair he probably doesn't exist, I just made it up. There's someone who looks me up from the Netherlands though - so vierkante broek met sponsbob to you Wim! Why oh why am I banging on about Spongebob in German. Well; apparently top footy player Son Heung Min of Spuzz learnt German from him ! No kidding; I'd have thought learning German from a German would have been a better bet. Son also made sure he knew the German swear words from the get go - now that's something I could have helped him with. Jurgen Klopp would be quite a good reference point too. Q: Jurgen how are you feeling about the disallowed goal at United A: Schiesse, das ist eine kliene goal - ****n dumkofp Martin Atkinson. Q: Jurge...