Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts from December 8, 2013

Me Dad

Came home from work early last night with a package under his arm. "I've bought one of those new Man United lamps," he said to me Mum. I have to say, it looks really good in the middle of the table. Woof. I hope he comes home early again tonight, I'm dying for a shit. And I'm fucking starving.

Driver Warning

Be very careful if you are driving past Old Trafford this week. A lot of people have been picking up 3 points there lately. Woof.