TRUMP, open the Straits of Hormuz NOW !! IRAN it's open to friendly ships TRUMP open the FUCKING Straits NOW IRAN it's still shut TRUMP, OK I'm closing the Straits IRAN err it's already closed TRUMP I've blockaded it  IRAN we just opened it TRUMP you opened it? IRAN Yes you said you'd nuke us TRUMP that was last eeek IRAN so do we open close it? TRUMP close it IRAN Ok TRUMP so then I can claim it's open IRAN We've lost track now TRUMP ceasefire,? IRAN don't mind if we do This was just last week's shenanigans