I see old Mr Glow Sun Tan * has been at his modest best again. (* Isn't he the Chinese ambassador?) I've stopped 7 wars, including India vs Pakistan. Err ... Mr President there wasn't a war between India and Pakistan. There you go ! I stopped it before it even started. Then there was Ukraine v Russia ... Stopped that one in its tracks,  Yemen vs the Houtis, Israel v Palestine naturally.  England v Wales,  USA vs Canada and Mexico.  Easter Island vs Tristan Da Cunha.  War of the Roses, Lancashire v Yorkshire, you never hear about that anymore. I stopped em all, and did I get a phone call or text saying Gee Thanks? No I did not.