I'm bloody sick of it. Said the Malaysian shark! Woof. Sarah Ferguson says that Prince Andrew is "a great man". And she can arrange for you to meet him for only 50 grand. Stephen Fry is getting married I see. I'm glad he's finally found the right girl. I always though he was a bender. Knock, knock. Who's there. Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock......

This Prince Andrew thing. What's the betting that it's only a matter of time before this Virginia Roberts has an "accident" in a tunnel and Elton John is re-releasing Candle in the Wind for her? Prince Philip says "I'm standing behind him, as long as he hasn't done it with any darkies, I don't see what the problem is." Sarah Ferguson say's that she's giving Andrew her full support. Which is a bit like Katie Price backing Ched Evans really isn't it? Woof.

People who drive around town in cabriolet cars with the fucking roof down in the middle of winter when there's frigging frost on the ground. Are they a) taking it to the garage to be repaired because the roof is stuck in down mode, that's why they are wearing scarves and hats etc, I mean they'd have to be a complete wanker otherwise wouldn't they? or b) complete wankers?