This Prince Andrew thing. What's the betting that it's only a matter of time before this Virginia Roberts has an "accident" in a tunnel and Elton John is re-releasing Candle in the Wind for her? Prince Philip says "I'm standing behind him, as long as he hasn't done it with any darkies, I don't see what the problem is." Sarah Ferguson say's that she's giving Andrew her full support. Which is a bit like Katie Price backing Ched Evans really isn't it? Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.