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cabbage

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boiled cabbage

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1 boiled cabbage

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50fuckingboiledcabbages

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50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

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50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediatelyYouTwats

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NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYou DontGiveMeAccessImmediatelyYouTwats

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Doggy census 2022

The questions are here for the 2022-23 survey. Are you? a boy doggy a girl doggy a prefer not to say kind of doggy How would describe your colour? a white doggy a black doggy a brown doggy a black & white doggy, I'm a Dalmatian a prefer not to say kind of doggy If you smell another doggy's bottom, would you? walk away calmly after giving a brief or perfunctory sniff give it one up the chutney prefer not to say What colour is your lead? blue pink prefer not to say What is your preferred pronoun? him/he her/she what the f**k is a pronoun? prefer not to say What is LGBT ? a kind of sandwich a load of bollocks the tail is wagging the dog prefer not to say Stay woof in 2023 you know it makes sense

Peppa Pig, box ticker, tuppence licker

I see Peppa Pig has joined the ranks of politically correct bollocks. This news comes after a pressure group in the USA gathered more then 24,000 signatures to push a lesbian agenda. It's heart warming isn't it, when you consider the population of the USA is 339,000,000 million. So a pressure group that makes up just 0.006 percent of the population has won the day. The tail is wagging the dog. Penny Polar Bear draws two female Polar Bears in dresses before turning to Peppa and saying: “I’m Penny Polar Bear. I live with my mummy and my other mummy. One mummy is a doctor and one mummy cooks spaghetti. I love spaghetti.” How does your mummy(s) feel about cucumbers? Well they usually buy 2, because you can always eat 1. How long before Peter Polar Bear says I live with my two daddys. Ones a bit theatrical and designs costumes. The other daddy is outrageously camp and loves ballet. Stay woof!

Kerry Katona my arse ...

According to OK magazine Kerry Katona's had an ass hole transplant! Have you seen the stop press though? The ass hole's rejected her! Woof. I'm not kidding - are there no depths a celebrity won't plumb to get some oxygen of publicity? Apparently not. She has stunned her Instagram followers by filming herself getting a Brazilian bum lift. #ass hole, #desperate, #hashtag - #sillybitch. The former Atomic Kitten singer has changed her look many times over the years - from being blonde to being purple. I don't want to pick faults here; but I'm pretty sure Prince covered that whole being purple thing to a tee. Oh yeah; he could fuckin' sing as well. Now the mum-of-five - by six different dad's - wants tighter and more perkier buttocks. Here's the before and after shot of her bum; let's see if you can spot the differences. Woof ! Yep - she's left the label showing on her panties n the last shot. Plus it looks like she's had

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