Fuck me yet again, even more LGBT bollocks to report. Or should that be LGBTQIA, I can't keep up these days. I thought I was in the running to be the new James Bond but NO, they've decided the new James could be non-binary whatever the fuck that is. In my book it's simple you're either a BOY doggy or a GIRL doggy yep? No, not now you're not. You could be EITHER OR, a GIRL doggy with a winky or a BOY doggy with a muff and a winky, BENNY or BENETTE. Producer Mrs Broccoli has said that "a future Bond could be 'non-binary' – someone who considers themselves neither male or female, and usually prefers to be referred to as 'they' rather than 'he' or 'she'. He/she/they might even be 'agender'! Isn't agenda summat you have when your hold a meeting. e.g. Dog Biscuit availability Pig's Ears supply chain anomalies AOB  adjourn to the nearest pub. Stop this madness now. WTAF that's an abbreviation for W hat T he A ctual