That popular TV show, I'm a Celebrity Let's Go to Shag Island is back. Did it ever go away you might ask. Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares? It's got a spin off series - I'm an actorrr and my other half is away in Rep in Birmingham, so let's get to it. What's next ? Celebrity Dentists - a fun packed show where D-grade celebrities make a ham fisted job of a dental hygiene inspection. Celebrity Wallpapering - where D-grade celebrities get stuck at a pasting table whilst trying to hang some flock wallpaper. Celebrity Dole Queue - where ex D-grade celebrities, who have fallen on hard times, have to eek out the week on a giro cheque and a diet of Pot Noodles. Fuck me ragged, stop the world I want to get off.