Windows told me I needed a new password. It had to be at least 8 characters long, so I chose 'Snow White And The Seven Dwarves". Woof!

According to reports; two male lions have been seen in a gay sexual encounter in the Kenyan national park. Here's a gratuitous picture of said lions, Roger and Humphrey - boning each other, woof ! Now there have been yet more reports of gay penguins. This time they are named Magic and Sven - and they come from Sydney. Sven has gifted Magic a special 'stone', which the zookeeper explains is - the "equivalent of proposing in the love language of penguins". Really? I mean really? I thought regurgitating old sardines down your throat was a sign of love for a penguin, but what do I know? I can't take any more LGBT bollocks, gay penguins; lesbian iguanas, queer lions or even transsexual chameleons, it's all too much for my doggy sized brain to cope with. Woof!