Have you seen it? Covered in a massive tattoo it is. I couldn't believe it, what's she had that done for? So she can have a shag in the bushes without being spotted? And what's it going to look like 30 years from now? Like a double page spread out of an old copy of Gardener's World magazine that's been left on a park bench in the rain before a tramp used it to wipe his arse on, that's what. Woof.