They scored a goal, they didn't get beat, they're off the bottom of the table and Adam Johnson's girlfriend did really well in her GCSE's last week. Woof. Reports that the guards on that train that the Moroccan punter attempted to run riot on with a Kalashnikov over the weekend locked themselves into a secure area ignoring passenger pleas for help/to let them in was outrageous, but somehow not surprising considering the nationality of the individuals involved. For sale: French army officer's WW11-issue rifle, mint condition, never been fired and only been dropped once.