They scored a goal, they didn't get beat, they're off the bottom of the table and Adam Johnson's girlfriend did really well in her GCSE's last week. Woof. Reports that the guards on that train that the Moroccan punter attempted to run riot on with a Kalashnikov over the weekend locked themselves into a secure area ignoring passenger pleas for help/to let them in was outrageous, but somehow not surprising considering the nationality of the individuals involved. For sale: French army officer's WW11-issue rifle, mint condition, never been fired and only been dropped once.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.